Brain and Body Coaching for Women 35+

GET
FIGHTING
FIT.

Not a before and after in a pair of pants. Not a 12-week plan that falls apart on week 13. Not a downloaded PDF and good luck.

This is about your five inputs — Energy, Fuel, Movement, Mindset and Connection. Fix the inputs. Change the outputs. Coached. Not downloaded.

20+
Years coaching
Women 35+
Specialists in
Zero
Bullsh*t policy
KP

"What is life if we can't enjoy a Curly Wurly?"

— KP
This is different

NOT THAT
KIND OF
COACHING.

Not a before and after in a pair of pants.

Not living like a competitive bodybuilder for 12 weeks then falling apart on week 13.

Not a 1200 calorie plan that leaves you exhausted, obsessive and miserable.

Not being told your bloods are fine when you know they're not.

Not willpower. Not discipline. Not punishment.

This is about your brain and your body working together. Your hormones understood. Your energy back. Your identity shifted — not just your dress size. A plan that fits your actual life, coached by someone who has seen it all and will tell you the truth.

Women who work with KP don't just get fit. They get fighting fit. There's a difference.

Find Your Weakest Input

WHAT'S YOUR
WEAKEST INPUT?

You're doing a lot of things right. You're smart, motivated, and you care. But something still feels off — the energy isn't there, the results aren't matching the effort, and you can't quite put your finger on why.

The answer is usually one of five things. This quiz will tell you exactly which input is your biggest leak — so you can stop guessing and start fixing.

10 questions  ·  2 minutes  ·  personalised result

Question 1 of 10  ·  Energy
How would you describe your sleep most nights?
Question 2 of 10  ·  Energy
When you hit mid-afternoon, how do you feel?
Question 3 of 10  ·  Fuel
How would you describe your relationship with food right now?
Question 4 of 10  ·  Fuel
How often do you actually sit down and eat a proper meal without rushing?
Question 5 of 10  ·  Movement
How does your body feel right now — not aesthetically, physically?
Question 6 of 10  ·  Movement
How consistent is your training?
Question 7 of 10  ·  Mindset
When something goes wrong with your health or habits, what's your first reaction?
Question 8 of 10  ·  Mindset
How do you talk to yourself about your body and your progress?
Question 9 of 10  ·  Connection
Do you have people around you who genuinely support your health goals?
Question 10 of 10  ·  Connection
How often do you talk honestly about how you're really feeling — physically and mentally?
YOU'RE ONE STEP AWAY 🩷

Drop your name and email and I'll send your full result — plus extra info on your weakest input that I don't share anywhere else. No spam. Just your result and one honest follow-up from KP.

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The KP Method

YOUR OUTPUTS
REFLECT YOUR
INPUTS.

You're not broken. You're not lazy. You're just running on depleted inputs — and nobody's ever shown you which one to fix first. The KP Method is built around five inputs that drive every result you want: energy, confidence, strength, how you show up, how you feel in your skin.

When the inputs are right, the outputs take care of themselves. No perfection required.

Energy
Sleep, stress, hormones, your daily rhythm. The foundation everything else is built on. If this input is broken, nothing else works.
🥗
Fuel
What you eat, drink and nourish yourself with. Food isn't just fuel for the gym — it's the information you send your body all day, every day.
💪
Movement
Strategic movement that builds strength, resilience and longevity. Not chaos. Not punishment. A plan that works with your life.
🧠
Mindset
The thoughts you feed yourself. Your internal narrative, what you believe you deserve — this is an input too, and it can be trained.
🤝
Connection
Who you spend your time with is an input. The right community doesn't just make the journey nicer — it makes the results stick.

"I'm not selling you perfection. Messy progress is still progress — and I'll be right in your corner every step of the way."

— Kristeen Pollock, Founder & Strength Coach
Choose Your Corner

THE
PROGRAMS.

Four options. All no-bullsh*t. Take the free quiz ↓ to find which one fits where you're at — including pricing.

Start Here · 1:1 Session

HEALTH
AUDIT

Not sure where to start? 60 minutes with KP — your health, your lifestyle, your goals. Walk away with complete clarity and a roadmap that's actually yours.

  • A full 60-minute conversation with KP about your health, your life and what's actually going on
  • No judgement, no sales pitch — just an honest assessment of where you're at
  • You'll leave with a clear personalised action plan, not a generic PDF
  • The investment can count towards a programme if you decide to go further
  • The best starting point if you don't know where to start
Take the Quiz to Find Out More →

Pricing revealed in your quiz result

Tier 01 · Entry Level

KP
FOUNDATIONS

The starting block. Build habits that actually stick before adding anything else. Simple. Effective. Zero overwhelm.

  • A structured programme that builds real habits — not a 12-week crash that falls apart on week 13
  • Nutrition guidance that works around your life, not food rules that make you miserable
  • Community and accountability so you're never doing this alone
  • Weekly check-ins so nothing gets ignored and everything adapts
  • The foundation everything else is built on — done properly from the start
Take the Quiz to Find Out More →

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Tier 02 · Core 1:1 Coaching

KP
METHOD

The full programme. Completely built around your life, your hormones, your reality. This is where the real transformation happens.

  • A training plan built entirely around you — your body, your schedule, your real life
  • Nutrition coaching that actually fits how you eat, not how a bodybuilder eats
  • Weekly 1:1 check-ins with KP — not an app, not a template, an actual conversation
  • Mindset and identity work woven in, because that's where most plans fall apart
  • Hormones taken seriously — your cycle, your perimenopause, your reality
  • Everything adapts when life does. Kids ill, work mad, tired as hell — the plan moves with you
Take the Quiz to Find Out More →

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Limited Spaces
Tier 03 · Premium

KP
PERFORMANCE

Told your bloods are fine but you know something's off? Done with generic advice and ready to optimise at the highest level? This is for you.

  • Intensive 1:1 sessions with KP — more time, more depth, more personalised than anything else she offers
  • A consultation with KP's Chinese medicine doctor to look at your health from a completely different angle
  • Monthly holistic treatments tailored to what your body actually needs — acupuncture, salt caves, and more
  • The Energy → Confidence → Visibility framework — fix the foundation, everything else follows
  • Monthly Founder Boardroom calls with a small group of women performing at the same level
  • The full signature course suite included — this is the complete picture
Your bloods are fine
Take the Quiz to Find Out More →

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The KP Promise

YOUR HEALTH SHOULD ADD TO YOUR LIFE. NOT TAKE FROM IT.

If your programme is creating more stress than it relieves, you've got the wrong coach. Come fight in our corner.

Take the Free Quiz →
The Coach

KRISTEEN
POLLOCK.

"Fun. No filter. Real — but always comes from the best place."

20 years in the fitness industry. Countless women coached back from burnout, all-or-nothing cycles, and the exhausting treadmill of plans that never fit real life.

KP is a Scottish strength coach and founder of KP Fit & Well — built specifically for women 35+. She loves boxing, lifting heavy things, and giving women Big Vagina Energy. No fluff. No food jail. Coached. Not downloaded.

20+ years fitness industry experience
Strength and Conditioning Coach
Advanced Kettlebell Instructor
CrossFit Level 1 Trainer
Sports Massage Therapist
Certified ADHD Coach (CPD, IPHM, CMA & ICAHP Recognised)
Holistic Nutrition Coach
Chinese Medicine Diploma
Host — Keeping It Real Podcast
KP and family
ENERGY → CONFIDENCE → VISIBILITY

The framework at the heart of KP Performance. Fix the energy first. Confidence follows. Then visibility. Everything else builds from that foundation.

BIG VAGINA ENERGY

You're not broken. You don't need fixing. You need a plan built for the life you actually have — and a coach who'll tell you the truth with a huge side of humour.

🎙 KEEPING IT REAL

The podcast. Unfiltered conversations about strength, hormones, mindset and getting your sh*t together. Health Behind the Business — for the woman who wants real talk, not watered-down wellness.

Listen / Watch →
KP's App and Book

STOP GETTING
SCAMMED.

The wellness industry is a multi-billion pound machine built on your insecurities. KP's been there — she's bought the supplements, believed the claims, and yes, once put a Nespresso pod somewhere it absolutely did not belong because someone online told her it would "detox" her. She built the antidote.

🕵️ The App

SCAM DETECTIVE

Evidence-based. No BS. Just facts.

🔬
Supplement Scanner
Type in any supplement — KP Bot checks the actual ingredients, doses, and tells you if it's worth your money or just expensive wee.
💥
Claim Buster
Cortisol diet? Belly burn? Seed cycling? KP Bot checks it against the science and gives you the verdict in seconds.
🚩
Red Flag Quiz
Find out your Wellness Scam Score. Are you a Green Flag, Confused, or a full Red Flag? 2 minutes. No sign-up needed.
🤖
Ask KP Bot
Free-form Q&A with KP Bot. Supplements, hormones, nutrition, perimenopause. Evidence-based answers, no waffle, nothing to sell.
📡
KP's Radar
Weekly Red Hot List and Green List — what to avoid and what actually works, updated every week by KP.
Free
Scanner, Claim Buster, Ask KP Bot, Red Flag Quiz
Start Free
Most Popular
£4.99/month
Unlimited scans, habit tracker, wellness score, KP's Radar, full history. Less than one dud supplement.
Go Pro
📚 Book — Coming Soon
Scammed - KP's book

SCAMMED

How the Wellness Industry Sold Problems You Never Had, and What Actually Works

The Beyoncé lemon cayenne cleanse. Black charcoal water. £150 a month in supplements she couldn't explain. Losing her period for three years because the fitness industry called restriction discipline. KP's been the perfect customer — and this book is everything she wishes she'd known.

ADHD Coaching

HOW DOES
YOUR BRAIN
ACTUALLY
WORK?

You're capable. You're driven. You've got big ideas. So why does getting your life together feel like trying to herd cats in a hurricane?

KP is a certified ADHD coach — and someone who knows exactly what it feels like to have a brain that doesn't follow the rules. The plan should fit your brain. Not the other way round.

1 in 4
Women with ADHD are undiagnosed
2 mins
To find out how your brain is wired
✦ Certified ADHD Coach
✦ CPD Accredited · IPHM & CMA Recognised
✦ ICAHP Recognised · Women's Health Coach
🧠 Free Brain Type Quiz

Are you quietly the quiet one — or do you just not know yet?

Sound familiar? 👇
  • Picked up your phone to do one thing. Put it down 20 mins later having done everything except that.
  • Written the same item on your to-do list four days in a row.
  • Best ideas arrive at 11:30pm. Every time.
  • Been told you have "so much potential" — and it felt like a verdict, not a compliment.
  • Nailed something under pressure that you couldn't even start when you had time.

These aren't personality flaws. They're patterns. And patterns can be worked with.

Take the Free Brain Quiz — 2 Minutes →

No jargon. No clinical BS. Just real answers about how your brain works.

Podcast & Media

WATCH.
LISTEN.
GET INSPIRED.

🎙 Podcast
KEEPING
IT REAL

No filter. No watered-down wellness. Real conversations about strength, hormones, burnout, business, and building a body that works for your life. The Health Behind the Business series is made for you.

Listen Now →
▶️ YouTube
KP FIT
& WELL

Long-form, unfiltered, proper conversations. Subscribe and get stuck in — this is where KP goes deep on the stuff nobody else will say out loud.

Watch on YouTube →
🎬 Client Stories — Real Women, Real Results
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The Community

WELCOME TO
THE BVE CLUB.

Big Vagina Energy isn't just a vibe. It's an identity. It's the woman who stopped shrinking herself — in the gym, at the dinner table, in her career, in her relationships — and started showing up as the most powerful version of herself instead.

The BVE Club is where those women live. It's KP's community — open to every woman working with KP at any level — and it's the thing that turns a programme into a life change that actually sticks.

No shrinking allowed
Not your body, not your ambitions, not your personality. We build up here. We don't cut down.
Honest over perfect
Had a terrible week? Say it. Hit a wall? Say that too. This community runs on truth, not highlight reels.
Brain and body together
We talk hormones, ADHD, burnout, energy, strength and everything in between. Nothing is off limits.
Collective strength
The women in this group will become some of your biggest supporters. That's not a cliché — it's just what happens.
EST. 2026
BVE
CLUB
Big Vagina Energy
Brain. Body. No Bullsh*t.
KP - Big Vagina Energy

The BVE Club comes with the KP Method. When you join KP's 1:1 coaching programme, you're not just getting a coach — you're joining a community of women who are done playing small.

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The BVE Club Community

WALL OF
WINS.

Real women. Real life. Real progress. Every Wednesday the BVE Club celebrates — and this is what it looks like when women stop shrinking and start showing up.

"Getting a 5k PB at the weekend. Then another one. Then another one. KP jokes I'm getting snapped up for the Olympics."
Jo
KP Method
"Got into a pair of jeans I haven't had on since my daughter was born. 11 years ago. Two people at work asked if I'd lost weight."
Michelle
KP Method
"A year ago the bar was empty. Today is just a cool 40kg smashed out."
Jenn
KP Method
"Had a meal out and cocktails but it didn't turn into days of munchies or eating shite. Just right back to normal after. Felt great."
Charlotte
KP Method
"I simply said 'No' and when questioned why, I replied 'No is a complete sentence' and walked off. Honestly do not care who isn't happy."
Julie
KP Method
"3 weeks from a big holiday. This is normally the point I hit the f*ck it button and go wildly restrictive. I'm not doing it."
Laura W
KP Method
"Reduced my health age from 48 to 40. Still not accurate but at least it's closer to my actual age 😂"
Jenn
KP Method
"At the gym tonight — a bloke had to wait until I was done with the 12.5kgs. 💅"
Laura W
KP Method
"Beat my gym anxiety. Instead of texting KP freaking out I just kept it heavy. Progress not perfect."
Charlotte
KP Method
"I haven't spiralled after a long weekend of over-indulging. Got straight back to logging instead of hitting the f*ck it button."
Hesper
KP Method
"Had a panic attack on a ski slope. Used my breathwork to calm down, get breathing back to normal and rejoin the group."
Rachel
KP Method
"Ma troozers are too big. YASSSSSS."
Angela
KP Method
Client Results

REAL WOMEN.
REAL WINS.

★★★★★

"KP doesn't just give you a plan — she gives you a system that actually works when the kids are ill, the deadline hits, and everything goes sideways."

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KP Method
★★★★★

"For the first time in years I feel strong — not exhausted, not guilty, not obsessing over what I ate. Just strong. I didn't think that was possible at 42."

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KP Performance
★★★★★

"The depth of her knowledge is incredible. She understood my ADHD brain immediately and built something that actually worked with it, not against it."

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KP Performance · ADHD Coaching
Your Move

LET'S
GET TO
WORK.

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